Earlier today, Norwegian newspapers reported that Bush had shocked many Americans by greeting them with a Satanic salute at the inauguration. Now American newspapers report that the only ones who were shocked were Norwegian journalists. (This is a good occasion to plug the latest album of Dimmu Borgir, Norway's finest black metal band.)

President Bush did not attend the University of Texas. Considering the blatant lies he's told to foist a needless and expensive war on us, along with the eroding of the Bill of Rights and hornswoggling half of the American public with anti-intellectual propaganda, my guess is that he's just showing his true colors. George W. Bush probably is an agent of Satan. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be eating lots more garlic henceforth.

you go d dam n ni gg er fu cker demon dogs sniffin jesus A SS!

killjesus killyou demon fu ckers!

In my conversations with Satan, the Dark Lord has made it pretty clear that Bush isn't on his payroll. His ditsy daughter making a "sign of the horns" salute is not sufficient for His Infernal Majesty. Perhaps if daddy had not turned the country over to evangelical Christians, who want to take us all backward into a new Holy Dark Age of ignorance, self-loathing, and idiocy, He might reconsider. But no, W is and will ever remain the fool and tool of the Nazarene.

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